Phoenix Insanity 

Female Slim Fit Tee (AA Brand)

We all fake it.

*BEST SELLER*

100% soft jersey cotton tee by American Apparel

Junior's Camisole

I do not recall "And on the eight day he created the pants." Nor do I ever recall Jesus wearing pants? In fact, I remember him wearing a toga most of the time.

Junior's Fitted Camisole Strap Tank by Hanes Silver

Canvas Sneakers

On the right shoe is a panda and on the left is a heart.

Customize your kicks! High-top canvas sneakers

SPECIAL NOTE: Please check out the actual sizing chart provided. These shoes run smaller than most athletic shoes and may not meet standard sizing guidelines. It is recommended to order a half to a whole size up to ensure a proper fit.
ALSO NOTE: THAT FOR SIZES 10-12 YOU SHOULD ORDER UP!

Messenger Bag

What better way to explain to your professor why you don't have your paper?

Messenger bag with adjustable shoulder strap by Anvil

Junior's Camisole

Face it. It's true.

Junior's Fitted Camisole Strap Tank by Hanes Silver

Spaghetti Strap Tank

For all you 4chan dork who are always in the /H/ section ^.~

Ladies Semi-sheer Spaghetti Strap Tank by Anvil

Men's Lightweight cotton T-Shirt

Don't you just hate those people that add people on Myspace just to up their friends? "Every time someone adds someone they don't know on myspace, Santa eats a baby panda."

Men's Lightweight T-Shirt by Fruit of the Loom

Men's Heavyweight Cotton T-Shirt

Face it. It's true.

Men's Fully Stitched Basic Cotton T-Shirt by Fruit of the Loom

Lightweight Ringer Tee

For all you 4chan dork who are always in the /H/ section ^.~

Fine Jersey Short Sleeve T-Shirt by American Apparel

Small Buttons

Because they're just so damn cute. And who doesn't love pandas?

1'' diameter buttons, 5-Pack

Men's Heavyweight Cotton T-Shirt

Requested (and inspired) by a friend.

Men's Fully Stitched Basic Cotton T-Shirt by Fruit of the Loom

Small Buttons

As a reminder to those that stand in your way.

1'' diameter buttons, 5-Pack

Front Flap Tag Bag

Because it's just so damn cute

Soft structured cotton messenger bag by Desert Wash

Men's Heavyweight Cotton T-Shirt

On the front, "I don't even remember the last time I drank." And on the back "I just woke up naked with my underwear on my head."

Men's Fully Stitched Basic Cotton T-Shirt by Fruit of the Loom

Men's Lightweight cotton T-Shirt

Jesus will hook ya up, son.

Men's Lightweight T-Shirt by Fruit of the Loom

Juniors' Cap Sleeve Tee

One of my original works, aptly named "Star." You can view more of my work at demonicelfpsi.deviantart.com

*BEST SELLER*
Junior's Short Sleeve Crew-Neck T-shirt by Bella

Juniors' Ringer Tee

Junior's Ringer T-Shirt by Bella

Men's Zipper Hoodie

We're all special. Or so our mommies tell us.

Men's Full-Zip Hooded Sweatshirt by Fruit of the Loom

Hooded Sweatshirt

Was Columbus a terrorist or an illegal immigrant? He was one of the two. He gets a holiday he doesn't deserve named after him, and we don't even get out of school. How fair is that?

Men's Pullover Lightweight Hooded Sweatshirt by Hanes

String Thong

For when the tongue just don't fit right.

String Thong by Bella

Lightweight Ringer Tee

Stupid lucky sperm...

Fine Jersey Short Sleeve T-Shirt by American Apparel

Men's Lightweight cotton T-Shirt

I'm vegetarian, and I always tell people this when they criticize me for it.

Men's Lightweight T-Shirt by Fruit of the Loom

Men's Heavyweight Cotton T-Shirt

This will please your psychiatrist. :)

Men's Fully Stitched Basic Cotton T-Shirt by Fruit of the Loom

Men's Lightweight cotton T-Shirt

One of my original works, aptly named "Star." You can view more of my work at demonicelfpsi.deviantart.com

Men's Lightweight T-Shirt by Fruit of the Loom

Small Buttons

Pants are unconfortable. Jesus never worse them. Togas are cool.

1'' diameter buttons, 5-Pack

Small Buttons

Ok, so you're a pirate. Not nearly as cool as a ninja. But atleast you love your booty ^.~

1'' diameter buttons, 5-Pack

Hooded Sweatshirt

Men's Pullover Lightweight Hooded Sweatshirt by Hanes

Hooded Sweatshirt

Made fore my wonderful friend, Pam. A black hoodie with "I'd rather be preforming" written on the front and "DRAMA GEEK" on the back.

Men's Pullover Lightweight Hooded Sweatshirt by Hanes

Messenger Bag

Who wouldn't want that job?

Messenger bag with adjustable shoulder strap by Anvil

String Thong

You know you wanna. ^.~

String Thong by Bella

Hooded Sweatshirt

"Ninja #666" with a glow in the dark ninja on the back- and yet you can still go unseen when you want to.

Men's Pullover Lightweight Hooded Sweatshirt by Hanes

Men's Lightweight cotton T-Shirt

We all know we should copy jebus...

Men's Lightweight T-Shirt by Fruit of the Loom

Hooded Sweatshirt

Yes, we all know it's addictive.

Men's Pullover Lightweight Hooded Sweatshirt by Hanes

Lightweight Ringer Tee

A true friend wouldn't let you get drunk by yourself.

Fine Jersey Short Sleeve T-Shirt by American Apparel

String Thong

For when your boyfriend (or girlfriend) is inadequate.

String Thong by Bella

Large Buttons

Don't wear pants! WWJD Togas are much cooler anyway.

2 1/4'' Buttons, 5-Pack

Men's Lightweight cotton T-Shirt

It's addictive...

Men's Lightweight T-Shirt by Fruit of the Loom

Lightweight Ringer Tee

Wittle Bushie feels smart.

Fine Jersey Short Sleeve T-Shirt by American Apparel

Men's Lightweight cotton T-Shirt

Jesus never wore pants, so why should you?

Men's Lightweight T-Shirt by Fruit of the Loom

Junior's Distressed Hoodie

Was Columbus a terrorist or an illegal immigrant? He was one of the two. He gets a holiday he doesn't deserve named after him, and we don't even get out of school. How fair is that?

Stylish Distressed Raglan Pullover Hoodie by Continental Clothing Co.

PLEASE NOTE: Each sweatshirt is hand distressed with RAW EDGES and SEAMS. Each piece may vary

Men's Heavyweight Cotton T-Shirt

Glow in the dark. Crowd surfing sign. What else can you want?

Men's Fully Stitched Basic Cotton T-Shirt by Fruit of the Loom

Juniors' LS Hooded Tee

Junior's Baby Rib Long Sleeve Tee with hood by American Apparel